HOW TRUMP IS YOUR DOG?
STATEMENTAmerica has no First Dog. We intend to find one.
THE OFFICIAL TRUMP INDEX FOR DOGS

How Trump
is your dog?

Upload one photo. Our tremendous AI measures the hair, the tan, the tie, the gold and the attitude, then tells you exactly how Trump your dog is. Many people are saying it’s the best test ever made.

  • 94.3% Pomeranian
  • 72.6% Labrador
  • 21.8% Basset hound

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Sample results

Some of the most Trump dogs you’ll ever see. Some, not so much.

  • THE BEST, MAYBE EVER 94.3% TRUMP Tremendous Toby Pomeranian on a gold cushion MY HAIR IS 100% REAL. THE GROOMER KNOWS IT. THE SO-CALLED CAT SAYS OTHERWISE. SAD!
  • VERY STRONG 72.6% TRUMP Big Beautiful Bella Labrador, tongue out, ball on the lawn Caught the GREATEST Ball in the History of Balls. Nobody has ever seen a catch like it, believe me. WINNING!
  • LOW ENERGY 21.8% TRUMP Low-Energy Lou Basset hound asleep on a dog bed THE NAP TODAY WAS TREMENDOUS. best nap ever, many dogs are saying. will post more later. zzz
THE TRUMP INDEX

Five things we measure. Very scientific.

      NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS The First Dog Shortlist The White House has no dog. America is looking. The highest-scoring dogs make the shortlist, and every state gets a ranking. See the shortlist →