The Members’ Wall
The Club is the most exclusive club for dogs ever created. Many people are saying so. Membership is by invitation, and the invitation is a tip of $1 or more. Every member gets a gilded oil portrait for the clubhouse walls.
| $1 | Member · Your dog’s name on the Members’ Wall, and a little gold pin. |
| $2 | Gold Member · A gold membership card, and the good parking spot, which is a cushion. |
| $3 | Platinum Member · Dinner in the Gold Room, black tie. Dogs eat first. |
| $5+ | Founding Member · A wing of the clubhouse, named in your dog’s honor. We choose the wing. |
Membership has no bearing on any dog’s score. The scores are not for sale. Many people have asked.
To join, measure your dog, then choose Join the Club on its result. Tips to the same dog add up, so a better membership is always available.
The Members’ Wall is empty. The Club awaits its first member. It will be the best member, believe me.